I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit
(via acheleismyobsession)
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
(Source: barricadeponine, via ftm420)
*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*
(via stealthethrone)
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
(via sluttymaid)
I guess you could say I’m attracted to danger ;)
*licks butter knife*
(Source: illkim, via mightybark)
